Oh, If Dreams Were Reality!

My stepmom and I have been talking on the phone about getting in shape, losing weight, Weight Watchers, Curves, etc.

She calls me today and tells me she had a dream about me last night. She says that she dreamt I walked through the door of their house and was wearing a crop top, short shorts, was about 110 pounds and you could see my ribs! HAHAHAHAHA

She asked what's my secret.

Well, I might be doing well, but I hate to disappoint her...I'm not doing THAT well!!

Come on...she's married to my dad - the tall, monstrous Marine! My body could never physically be 110 pounds. I love how we exaggerate things in our dreams!

Then she tells me, "Don't forget to bring a swimsuit when you come out here in a couple of weeks. It's already reaching 100 degrees."

Haha, like I'm going to want to wear a swimsuit after she's had that defugulated image in her mind. Sheesh!