The Stupid Things I Do Because I'm Scared of Bugs

A spider or palmetto bug runs across the carpet? They don't die by the poison of the spray....they die by drowning or suffocating in it. I use about half a can per bug.

How I clean it up? I scoop it with paper or the dust pan. I can't pick it up with toilet paper or paper towels! EH!! And then I wear shoes for the rest of the evening.

A moth was right next to my door knob as I came home. After jumping back, I go back to the parking lot, pick up a rock, come back to my door and throw the rock at the moth. After I miss, I go back to the parking lot, pick up a stick, bring it back, and attack the moth and jump as it flies at me.

I see a bug in the car while driving? I freak out, pull over, get out of the car open all the doors/windows and try to shoo it out with whatever junk I may have. Then as I get back in, I itch the whole time thinking I have bugs on me.

So, needless to say, I have this excessive fear of bugs! I obviously should not be living in the south.