If I Could Be...

Blog Mama Bou of Boudicca's Voice tagged me to complete this meme. So cruel! She took advantage of the fact that I have no idea what I want to do with my life and is forcing me to look at these options ;-)

So here are the rules that Ogre invented, in italics, followed by my 5, followed then by my tag for the next three...

Immediately following there is a list of 24 different occupations. You must select at least 5 of them (feel free to select more). You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select 5 of the items as it was passed to you). Each one begins with "If I could be..." Of the 5 you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession.

For example, if the selected occupation was "pirate" you might take the phrase "If I could be a pirate..." and add to it "I would sail the 7 Seas, dating lasses from around the world.

See how easy that is? Here's the list:

If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a llama-rider...
If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be an astronaut...
If I were a dog...
If I were an inventor...
If I were a programmer...
If I were a genius...

If I could be a musician...I would be ultimately happy that I finally achieved my impossible dream. And I would put to shame all the pathetic losers out there that call themselves musicians.

If I were a chef...haha, that's just funny those words coming out of my mouth! So, if I were a chef...I'd be the least requested chef in the country. (I think I could beat out some of the chefs in other countries that cook dog and stuff)

If I were a genius...I don't think this night would have ever happened.

Tag Your It to:

Machelle of Quality Weenie...cause I'd like to see what she would do if she didn't find her ultimate job in the automotive industry.

My Blog Bruncle Contagion of Miasmatic Review....cause he oddly suggested for me to start re-enacting as a hobby. Blah!

My Blog Grandpa Graumagus of Frizzen Sparks because I like the way he thinks sometimes.

Answers will be posted on THEIR blogs and I'll link to them when they're up.