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March 12, 2005

The Case of the Missing Bottle

So it's no secret that I took to a little recreational drinking last night.:*)

Well, now we are investigating The Case of the Missing Bottle.

I bought a 6 pack last night. I placed the 6 pack on my end table next to my couch. I would pull a drink out, drink it, and put the empty bottle back in the case while placing the bottle cap next to the case.

It didn't take me long to consume the 6 pack. The time on the receipt of when I purchased the drinks was 9:19. I figure, it took me 10 min to get home, so I was drinking myself to happiness around 9:30. And my post about the burnt pizza was at 11:17 last night. I burnt my pizza after I finished off the beverages.

Well, I woke up this morning, and there's my 6 pack, but with only 5 bottles, with 6 bottle caps. I cannot find that 6th bottle!

I could not find it
here or there.
I could not find it
Did I put it
in the trash can?
I did not put it
in the trash can.

Where did I leave it
in the house?
Did I perhaps
leave an ounce?

I cannot find it
in the house.
I don't think I'll get
that last ounce.
I can't find it
here or there.
I can't find it
I drank from a bottle, not a can.
I think my bottle up and ran.

Did I leave it
on the TV?
Oh where or where
could it be?

Not on the TV.
Don't know where it could be.
Not in the house.
Won't get that last ounce.
I cannot find it here or there.
I cannot find it anywhere.
I need to find it, find it soon.
I did not find it in any room.

But seriously, it's not in the fridge or freezer. It's not in the kitchen or any cabinets. It's not between the cushions of the couch or on my entertainment center. It's not on my mantle, it's not on the floor. It's not in the bathroom or the bathtub. It's not in my bedroom or my closet.

Hell, I only live in a small 1 bedroom apartment, there's not many places it could be!!

That's just plain scary! Tell me, where could it be???

I think I'm going to go look for it at the Waffle House

Posted by Sissy at March 12, 2005 10:29 AM