Stay Away! I'm Infected!!

*sniffle sniffle* *tear*

My computer has 5 infected files by trojan horses (and not the trojans I prefer!)

I want to blame the dicks at Dell since this is my 3rd hard drive and when they send you a new one, it's naked!

So my hard drive has been all over the internet, exposed without protection. Yes, I should have just gone out and bought it protection, but I was being cheap and didn't think anything could get to me! But did you know, they pass that stuff out free at the little clinics all over the internet??

So, I put the files in the vault (if that makes sense to any of you computer people, I don't understand it at all!) And then went in and took some antibiotics and deleted those little suckers.

Will this take care of my problem? Any suggestions from you computer geeks handsome geniuses??