A New Business and I Want Stock

So I'm reading the new updated Bad Example Family Tree that Andrew of Custos Honor made so beautifully, when I decide to peruse the comments. Most of the comments were old, until I saw this...

Respected Sir,

We operate a pharmaceutical website offering medications to people world wide at 40-90% off the rates currently charged by local pharmacies. Because of our incredible rates, we have thousands of customers ordering and re-ordering from us daily, and believe it or not the majority of our success comes from website owners just like you.

And it continues on for about 5 paragraphs. Yes ladies and gentlemen, it's a fucking spammer.

But then, I see that Silent Warrior of Ramblings of an Ordinary has started a new business operating an "all-American asskick website".

Go check out the comments, it's quite funny and I want to be an affiliate of Silent Warrior's new entrepreneurship.