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July 14, 2005

It's Tardsday!

What's Tardsday?

A year ago, I was driving this god-awful ugly red PT Cruiser; wrapped in the company logo with pictures of our products! I was a driving billboard!

After having enough of the rolling advertisement, I wrecked it by driving into a dumptruck at about 45-50mph.

I am obviously shaken up as I am leaning against the guardrail, when the officer arrives and approaches me.

His comment?

"So, you work for "name of company here"?"

My response:

a) No sir, I stole it.

b) No sir, I work for "the competitor".

c) Yea, but probably not for much longer.

Leave your answer in the comments...

Thank you Drunken Wisdom!

Posted by Sissy at July 14, 2005 08:58 AM | TrackBack

"[reply], [officer's name], [witty rejoinder]"

Posted by: Harvey at July 14, 2005 11:49 AM

Whaddya say, ossifer? Lemme get thish beer down and I'll be right with ya...

Posted by: David at July 14, 2005 12:49 PM

A. Most certainly A.

Posted by: Ogre at July 15, 2005 07:28 AM

Hey! I remember this story!!!

Posted by: Bou at July 15, 2005 09:33 AM

I'm gonna have to go with C

Posted by: Andrew (Aris Ravencroft) at July 15, 2005 10:51 AM

No, sir, I just drive around waiting for stupid people to ask me their stupid questions.

Posted by: That 1 Guy at July 15, 2005 12:01 PM

How about B plus the obligatory "Here's your sign"?

Posted by: songstress7 at July 16, 2005 02:49 AM