July 14, 2005
It's Tardsday!
A year ago, I was driving this god-awful ugly red PT Cruiser; wrapped in the company logo with pictures of our products! I was a driving billboard!After having enough of the rolling advertisement, I wrecked it by driving into a dumptruck at about 45-50mph.
I am obviously shaken up as I am leaning against the guardrail, when the officer arrives and approaches me.
His comment?
"So, you work for "name of company here"?"
My response:
a) No sir, I stole it.
b) No sir, I work for "the competitor".
c) Yea, but probably not for much longer.
Leave your answer in the comments...
"[reply], [officer's name], [witty rejoinder]"
Posted by: Harvey at July 14, 2005 11:49 AMWhaddya say, ossifer? Lemme get thish beer down and I'll be right with ya...
Posted by: David at July 14, 2005 12:49 PMA. Most certainly A.
Posted by: Ogre at July 15, 2005 07:28 AMHey! I remember this story!!!
Posted by: Bou at July 15, 2005 09:33 AMI'm gonna have to go with C
Posted by: Andrew (Aris Ravencroft) at July 15, 2005 10:51 AMNo, sir, I just drive around waiting for stupid people to ask me their stupid questions.
Posted by: That 1 Guy at July 15, 2005 12:01 PMHow about B plus the obligatory "Here's your sign"?
Posted by: songstress7 at July 16, 2005 02:49 AM
