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August 05, 2005

This Blows!

What is it with liquor laws?

I just came from The Belly Button of America, where they are a dry county. Yes, you heard me right...a dry county! You have to drive to the next county to get ANY kind of alcohol! You can't even get beer at the grocery store or gas station!

Here in The Gates of Hell, they do not serve ANY type of alcohol on Sundays. The grocery stores will tape off the area to keep you from getting to it.

I don't like this...but I can live with it. I don't think I should be told when I am allowed to buy alcohol...but I will choose my battles...

But tonight is what put me over the edge! All I wanted was some damn vodka for vodka and red bulls tonight! I've had a rough day, I'm pissed/upset and have to stay up and do some cleaning before I have unexpected company tomorrow.

I go to one package store, and they close at 7 (it was 7:55). I go to another that is open, but have the side with all the liquors (and my vodka in sight) locked away. This fucking retard of a state stops selling liquor at 7pm! WTF? I don't start wanting it until then!

I don't get it....what do these limits do for the state other than piss a bunch of people off! Tell me if I'm missing something...

I remember living in the Left Sweaty Armpit of America (Yuma), and being able to walk across the street to the gas station and get beer, liquor...anything! Not time restrictions!

The only thing that *did* suck is that the bars closed at 1am. BUT, that just meant we crossed the border to California to go to another bar for an hour (time difference), and once that bar closed at 1am, we crossed over into Mexico.

So, I'm settling for Smirnoff Ice. Not what I wanted...but at least it's not freaking Sunday!

Posted by Sissy at August 5, 2005 08:35 PM | TrackBack
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I'm so sorry........drive on up here! I got Vodka, reg. and flavored and TEQUILLA!!!

Posted by: Tammi at August 5, 2005 10:08 PM

You should call me ma. I know folks. One phone call could've hooked you up.

Posted by: spurs at August 6, 2005 05:04 PM

.. preach it, sister...

Posted by: Eric at August 7, 2005 11:39 AM

I'd have a lot more respect for the ACLU (ok, I'd have ANY respect for the commie bastards) if they went after religion-based liquor sale ordinances instead of the damn Boy Scouts....

You can't buy alcohol here before noon on Sunday. Hello?!?! If I'm buying beer, I'm obviously NOT a church goer, and goddamnit I need to pick up a case before football starts....

Posted by: Graumagus at August 7, 2005 01:55 PM