September 27, 2005
They Knew!
As I was going to my bedroom, I saw a big black thing on the floor. I turned on the lamp and there was a huge ass Palmetto Bug!
I know the drill! Scream! Get chills! Put on tall shoes! Go to the sink to get bug spray!
Wha? No bug spray!
I had thrown it away this morning when I thought the movers were going to be packing me! I didn't care...I dug through the trash for it!
I found it, stood about 6 feet away from the bug while leaning over and drenching the fucker in bug spray! Yea, about half a can should do it!
They KNEW that I had thrown away my bug spray! They just knew!
And since it was in my bedroom, I will NOT be able to sleep tonight! This blows!
And you all wonder why I'm getting the hell out of this bug infested state!
Need proof? Here's a picture! I even threw my remote down next to it for comparison! This thing could eat your young!
I do believe I have seen them as big as your remote... and they flew... and hissed! I am damaged for life, I tell you. You mention roach and I start to hyperventilate. Blech.
Posted by: bou at September 27, 2005 10:04 PM**memories....light the corner of my mind...*
Oh yeah - I know exactly what you're talkin' about. And you're right - I'm sure one of those bastards saw the moving boxes, checked the trash and spread the word.
3 days darlin'. 3 days.
Posted by: Tammi at September 27, 2005 10:58 PMI had thrown it away this morning when I thought the movers were going to be packing me!
What is this... some strange dating etiquette? :)
Luck with your little friends!
Posted by: That 1 Guy at September 28, 2005 12:07 AMThat looks to be a small one compared to when I was in Texas last spring. I swear I saw one the size of a small dog carrying off a toddler.
Posted by: Contagion at September 28, 2005 08:40 AMEw! Ew! *doing bug dance* Ew!
Posted by: oddybobo at September 28, 2005 09:25 AMPalmetto bugs? They don't bite. They don't even nibble. In the unlikely event that we ever trade shots I'll tell you about the night I spent in a Grenada hotel room that was crawling with "big as a Buick" spiders. :-)
Posted by: Mike at September 28, 2005 11:46 AMEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Posted by: Napster at September 28, 2005 05:03 PMUsed to eat those fellas at the bar back in the day. Made a few bucks.
Posted by: Toluca Nole at September 28, 2005 07:37 PMDon't doubt my bro.
Posted by: Bou at September 28, 2005 09:57 PMBou & Contagion: Me too...but they don't belong in my house!
Oddybobo: I'm still doing the dance!
Mike: I don't care! They should all still be extinct! They don't do anything for this earth!
Toluca: That's just nasty! Let me know when you win the million dollars on Fear Factor!
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