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September 27, 2005

They Knew!

As I was going to my bedroom, I saw a big black thing on the floor. I turned on the lamp and there was a huge ass Palmetto Bug!

I know the drill! Scream! Get chills! Put on tall shoes! Go to the sink to get bug spray!

Wha? No bug spray!

I had thrown it away this morning when I thought the movers were going to be packing me! I didn't care...I dug through the trash for it!

I found it, stood about 6 feet away from the bug while leaning over and drenching the fucker in bug spray! Yea, about half a can should do it!

They KNEW that I had thrown away my bug spray! They just knew!

And since it was in my bedroom, I will NOT be able to sleep tonight! This blows!

And you all wonder why I'm getting the hell out of this bug infested state!

Need proof? Here's a picture! I even threw my remote down next to it for comparison! This thing could eat your young!

Posted by Sissy at September 27, 2005 09:56 PM | TrackBack

I do believe I have seen them as big as your remote... and they flew... and hissed! I am damaged for life, I tell you. You mention roach and I start to hyperventilate. Blech.

Posted by: bou at September 27, 2005 10:04 PM

**memories....light the corner of my mind...*

Oh yeah - I know exactly what you're talkin' about. And you're right - I'm sure one of those bastards saw the moving boxes, checked the trash and spread the word.

3 days darlin'. 3 days.

Posted by: Tammi at September 27, 2005 10:58 PM

I had thrown it away this morning when I thought the movers were going to be packing me!

What is this... some strange dating etiquette? :)

Luck with your little friends!

Posted by: That 1 Guy at September 28, 2005 12:07 AM

That looks to be a small one compared to when I was in Texas last spring. I swear I saw one the size of a small dog carrying off a toddler.

Posted by: Contagion at September 28, 2005 08:40 AM

Ew! Ew! *doing bug dance* Ew!

Posted by: oddybobo at September 28, 2005 09:25 AM

Palmetto bugs? They don't bite. They don't even nibble. In the unlikely event that we ever trade shots I'll tell you about the night I spent in a Grenada hotel room that was crawling with "big as a Buick" spiders. :-)

Posted by: Mike at September 28, 2005 11:46 AM


Posted by: Napster at September 28, 2005 05:03 PM

Used to eat those fellas at the bar back in the day. Made a few bucks.

Posted by: Toluca Nole at September 28, 2005 07:37 PM

Don't doubt my bro.

Posted by: Bou at September 28, 2005 09:57 PM

Bou & Contagion: Me too...but they don't belong in my house!

Oddybobo: I'm still doing the dance!

Mike: I don't care! They should all still be extinct! They don't do anything for this earth!

Toluca: That's just nasty! Let me know when you win the million dollars on Fear Factor!

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