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November 17, 2005


I found out today that I I am allergic to Yuma

Mexican restaraunts do not get in trouble from the health department for having green worms in their salsa

I am getting cable internet Tuesday

My class started yesterday

Men are confusing

I am still able to wear flip flops in November

I never get tired of eating Mexican food

Mexican food must not be that bad 'cause I've lost 7 pounds since I've been here

My roommates are weird and a free source of entertainment

I hate retail hours

Snowbirds double the population of Yuma in the winter

They also triple the number of car accidents

An old man asked me if he could take me to Mexico today for dog tacos and margaritas

Men are confusing

Dryness causes bad nose bleeds

Doctor says to use vaseline


I can only do laundry and dishes between 9pm & 9am M-F and on the weekends

I didn't know the electric company was run by a wireless carrier

Apparently I am an awful person for not knowing Spanish so I understand what my customers are saying when they yell at me

I can tell someone how much money they owe in Spanish

I can also tell someone to "go suck a dick" in Spanish

That's all my employees have taught me

I LOVE my new iPod & iTunes

I'm afraid 30 GB might not have been enough

The spammers are going trackback crazy on me

I had no idea I was such a source for Asian porn

I haven't ready anyone's blogs

I am sorry

Maybe starting in January

Or when I'm hospitalized for being overworked

Can you get wireless internet in the hospital?


Posted by Sissy at November 17, 2005 12:54 AM | TrackBack

If you ever figure men out, be sure to share it with the rest of us. Nice to se eyou are alive and posting. Not so nice about the worm. vw

Posted by: at November 17, 2005 07:54 AM

I'd lose weight, too, if I ate dog tacos.

Posted by: Allan at November 17, 2005 08:23 AM

Dog tacos? Green worms in food? How gross!
Try Ocean (or any other brand of) Saline Nasal Spray. It also comes in a gel. Also try a humidifier.

Posted by: Susan at November 17, 2005 06:28 PM

Ok - 7 lbs is good. Mexican food? VERY good (minus green worms, of course.) I soooo feel your pain about the damned snowbirds. Arrggghhhh. THAT I don't miss.

Men? Confusing? Shit - that's the understatment of the century.

The other stuff? Hang in there sweetie! Oh - and NO trips with old men for dog tacos. Don't make me drive down there!!!!

Posted by: Tammi at November 17, 2005 08:57 PM

The average male puts it out there, no games. What he says, he means, plain as day. No kidding. If it's not that easy, its THAT guy, not all males.

Just sayin'...

Glad you're back! FUNNY post!!!

Posted by: Bou at November 17, 2005 09:57 PM

People are confusing.

Or maybe I'm just confused, period.

Posted by: Jenna at November 18, 2005 10:45 AM

"I had no idea I was such a source for Asian porn"

I thought that was Oddybobo's gig?... :-)

Posted by: Harvey at November 19, 2005 07:46 PM

Harvey! You were not supposed to tell anyone that.

Take care of yourself Sissy, and don't eat any green worms.

Posted by: oddybobo at November 21, 2005 09:28 AM