November 17, 2005
Update
I found out today that I I am allergic to Yuma
Mexican restaraunts do not get in trouble from the health department for having green worms in their salsa
I am getting cable internet Tuesday
My class started yesterday
Men are confusing
I am still able to wear flip flops in November
I never get tired of eating Mexican food
Mexican food must not be that bad 'cause I've lost 7 pounds since I've been here
My roommates are weird and a free source of entertainment
I hate retail hours
Snowbirds double the population of Yuma in the winter
They also triple the number of car accidents
An old man asked me if he could take me to Mexico today for dog tacos and margaritas
Men are confusing
Dryness causes bad nose bleeds
Doctor says to use vaseline
Gross
I can only do laundry and dishes between 9pm & 9am M-F and on the weekends
I didn't know the electric company was run by a wireless carrier
Apparently I am an awful person for not knowing Spanish so I understand what my customers are saying when they yell at me
I can tell someone how much money they owe in Spanish
I can also tell someone to "go suck a dick" in Spanish
That's all my employees have taught me
I LOVE my new iPod & iTunes
I'm afraid 30 GB might not have been enough
The spammers are going trackback crazy on me
I had no idea I was such a source for Asian porn
I haven't ready anyone's blogs
I am sorry
Maybe starting in January
Or when I'm hospitalized for being overworked
Can you get wireless internet in the hospital?
Hmmmm.....
Posted by Sissy at November 17, 2005 12:54 AM | TrackBackIf you ever figure men out, be sure to share it with the rest of us. Nice to se eyou are alive and posting. Not so nice about the worm. vw
Posted by: at November 17, 2005 07:54 AMI'd lose weight, too, if I ate dog tacos.
Dog tacos? Green worms in food? How gross!
Try Ocean (or any other brand of) Saline Nasal Spray. It also comes in a gel. Also try a humidifier.
Ok - 7 lbs is good. Mexican food? VERY good (minus green worms, of course.) I soooo feel your pain about the damned snowbirds. Arrggghhhh. THAT I don't miss.
Men? Confusing? Shit - that's the understatment of the century.
The other stuff? Hang in there sweetie! Oh - and NO trips with old men for dog tacos. Don't make me drive down there!!!!
Posted by: Tammi at November 17, 2005 08:57 PMThe average male puts it out there, no games. What he says, he means, plain as day. No kidding. If it's not that easy, its THAT guy, not all males.
Just sayin'...
Glad you're back! FUNNY post!!!
Posted by: Bou at November 17, 2005 09:57 PMPeople are confusing.
Or maybe I'm just confused, period.
Posted by: Jenna at November 18, 2005 10:45 AM"I had no idea I was such a source for Asian porn"
I thought that was Oddybobo's gig?... :-)
Posted by: Harvey at November 19, 2005 07:46 PMHarvey! You were not supposed to tell anyone that.
Take care of yourself Sissy, and don't eat any green worms.
Posted by: oddybobo at November 21, 2005 09:28 AM
