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February 04, 2006

Never Learned My Lesson

Last night was my friend's Wet Down. I, of course, had to make an ass of myself!

What did I have to eat yesterday? A quesadilla at lunch.

What did I have to drink between 4pm and 10pm? About 10 vodka and crans and 4 Cuervo shots.

No hurling, thank God! Just a night of saying/doing stupid shit, not remembering, and waking up in the middle of the night, forgetting I had roommates and walking to the bathroom in just a t-shirt. Oh, let's not forget calling the bipolic a limp dick motherf*cker and other ridiculous expletives.

Yes, I wish I could rewind....but oh well. Now I wish I could just fast forward. Not just past today due to my upset tummy, but fast forward through the next few months until I can get the hell out of here!

On a brighter note, my roommates said I am an easy drunk. I just pass out when I've had enough.

Yea....they haven't talked to Spurs and Napster!

Now excuse me, I must go sip more water....

Posted by Sissy at February 4, 2006 05:49 PM | TrackBack

OH MY! I can't believe you haven't called me. I want the full story. Limpdick? HA, he got off easy!

*handing you advil and water and making little noise as possible*

Posted by: Morrigan at February 4, 2006 08:35 PM

Damn, where are the pictures?

Posted by: Ogre at February 7, 2006 07:08 AM

You are an easy drunk - you puked in the bathroom at the bar without telling anyone - you sat quitely with you head down until we carried you out and put you in the car - you didn't puke in the car - we got you home and you passed out on the couch. How easy is that! A lot easier than dealing with me when I'm shit faced - just ask Spurs :) Sorry you had a bad night - you need to get the hell out of there!!

Posted by: Napster at February 10, 2006 10:53 AM