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March 28, 2006

My Personal Microwave

How often do you cook shellfish?

How often do you cook shellfish in your microwave?

As I was waiting the 90 seconds for my Beef-a-roni, I saw one of the quick buttons for "shellfish."

How often do people cook shellfish to justify it's own quick button?

If they made a microwave for me it would have:

- Beef-a-roni
- Easy Mac
- Hot Pocket
- Pizza

Shellfish? No!

Posted by Sissy at March 28, 2006 12:10 AM | TrackBack
Comments

What? No 'Warm Coffee' button? No 'popcorn' button? Not even the 'reheat mystery meat' button?
ACK! I'm appalled!

Posted by: Rave at March 28, 2006 12:16 AM

Darlin' you got took on that machine!!!

Shellfish? In the microwave??? No - not so much.

Posted by: Tammi at March 28, 2006 07:49 AM

I think it's funny that you even noticed it had a shellfish button - how weird - I wonder who does cook shellfish in a microwave - ack!

Posted by: Napster at March 28, 2006 05:31 PM

My ideal microwave would have a "Beer" button on it, and the various settings would allow you to get beers from all over the world.

Wait... that's my ideal fridge.

Posted by: That 1 Guy at March 28, 2006 06:50 PM

I've made shellfish in the microwave. Not much faster than on the stove and it leaves a distinct odor in the microwave.

Posted by: spurs at March 29, 2006 12:43 PM

My microwave has a "hamster" button.

Don't ask...

Posted by: Harvey at March 29, 2006 07:29 PM

Yeah the ideal microwave has three settings: poptart, baked potato, and popcorn.

And eating shellfish? Flirtin' with the Devil, y'ask me.

Posted by: Barry at March 31, 2006 06:15 AM