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April 19, 2006

What Kind of Beer Are You?


(33% dark & bitter, 66% working class, 33% genuine)

Ah,'re light, you're tasty, you come in a distinct, attractive package, and you're about as authentically Mexican as the taut brunette in the poster. Her name, by the way, is Linda O'Neil. True fact.

Anyhow, you scored above average on the "Working Class" axis of my test, and, seeing as I'm calling you a "Corona" you're probably thinking something along the lines of "I hate you." But the thing is, for a lot of people I know, drinking a few Coronas is about as close as they'll ever come to that Acapulco Resort that so many other people seem to hit every few months. So I think of this beer as Jet Blue for the proletariat. Scoring "Corona" is a compliment, I assure you.

Personality-wise, your scores indicate you have a light, easy-going personality (i.e maybe you'd need a lime to give you some bite!) and this makes you likeable & quite popular. Like most such people, you can, at times, seem a little superficial. Hence the ad featuring the Irish lady with the fake tan above. But here's the real deal: nobody minds someone who's not always what they seem. One example: whereever Ms. O'Neil's from, she's damn hot. And another: I'm Mexican. I drink Corona. I hate Tecate. Not everything that's hard-core "authentic" is all that great.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 5% on dark

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You scored higher than 26% on workingclass

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You scored higher than 6% on genuine
Link: The If You Were A Beer Test written by gwendolynbooks on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Stolen from Tammi! :-)

Posted by Sissy at April 19, 2006 09:53 AM | TrackBack

I'm apparently Boddingtons:
(33% dark & bitter, 33% working class, 100% genuine)

"Boddingtons is a slightly ritzy, but truly tasty, beer. In case you don't know, each can has this little contraption inside that fizzes when you open it to give the beer a delicious creamy head.

Now, being a good girl, I will make no claims about the creaminess of your head. But I will suggest that, based on the results of your test, you have a light, friendly disposition, and I consider the bouyant fizz of a Boddingtons to be the beery analogue of that. Your test also indicates you have refined tastes, and Boddingtons is my favorite beer. If you've never had one, get one sometime soon."

Anywho... since Harvey tagged me and you appear to have escaped so far, I tagged you for a meme over at my place! :)

Posted by: songstress7 at April 19, 2006 01:22 PM

I love Corona, and with Cinco de Mayo comin' this is PERFECT!!! ;-)

Posted by: Tammi at April 21, 2006 07:33 AM

Well done!

Posted by: Zack at July 2, 2006 12:45 PM

Great work!

Posted by: Lionel at July 6, 2006 11:23 AM

Good design!

Posted by: Judy at July 29, 2006 10:23 AM