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September 13, 2006

The Party Is Over

B just left after 5 days of fun and laughs. From what I can remember...

We stayed up until 4:30 am painting the kitchen. (my own personal hell)

We bar hopped with our own chauffer ;-)

After a light dinner and 14 drinks, our DD thought we needed a shot.

B got a lapdance from a 60 year old stripper.

By the way, to keep your ass and legs firm, slap them constantly. At least that's what Bunny says.

I dance when I'm drunk and only when I'm drunk.

I am really drunk when I don't remember it.

I apparently flip you off if you talk to me while I'm falling asleep in my plate of pasty eggs.

My aim has improved. I made it to the trash can this time versus the bathroom floor.

When my friend fell on her ass in front of the Majestic with 8 people watching, I was too drunk to know and she was too drunk to stop laughing long enough to get up.

Apparently, my aim has not improved as I opened the car door to puke, while the car was still in motion and was knocked in the head back into the car as the door hit a fire hydrant.

It took us the whole next day to recover!

3 days later, we still couldn't have a drink with our meals. (yes, we tried)

The Shakira concert was good despite not understanding half of the songs and the piss poor organization of Phillips Arena.

So obviously, it has been an eventful few days and good visit for B.

I never thought I'd see the day, but I have sworn of shots of tequila.

Now excuse me, I've gotta go put some ice on my head.

Posted by Sissy at September 13, 2006 06:30 PM | TrackBack

Aww, Sweat Pea, welcome to the Atl.... I'm just glad that there are better stories than when I went out with Mo and got hammered :) I'm glad it was fun in some ways but then painful in others.. Just wait till I come and visit you :)

Posted by: Napster at September 13, 2006 07:21 PM

Door knocked you in the head eh? That is drunk . . .

Posted by: Oddybobo at September 14, 2006 12:57 PM

Sorry I missed this one...

Posted by: spurs at September 14, 2006 02:30 PM

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Posted by: Heather at September 14, 2006 05:21 PM

I believe there is some clarification to be done here. The Tequilla shots were a request from the drinkers (I suggested Purple Hooters), and they came after the ladies had put away about 3 margaritas and 9 vodka drinks. Another 2 vodka drinks came after. I will not be taking a bit of blame that night since I was the one who carried these ladies around, cleaned up after them, and cooked a lovely breakfast in the morning. I even put asprin and water next to the bed that night in case the woke up needing it.

Posted by: Morrigan at September 14, 2006 08:44 PM

Morrigan, you failed to mention the asprin was expired! ;-)

You also failed to mention that you threw my clothes in the wash, cleaned the car and didn't stop talking to me afterward!

Posted by: Sissy at September 15, 2006 12:07 AM

hahahahaha- so true. I wonder if I have any up to date asprin in this house.

Posted by: Morrigan at September 15, 2006 04:27 AM