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April 18, 2005

The Party of the Century

Here it is, the party to end all parties.

Jeff of Oh Dark Thirty is going to be gone for about the next 4 months due to the Army. So he's leaving us the keys to his pad. He has provided us with the following:

- 1, Industrial Strength Foam Rubber Slip and Slide Super Fun Park
- 455 Gallons, Institutional Pudding in Chocolate, Tapioca, and Vanilla
- 675 Cases, Cold Beer including Guinness, Harp, Bass, Czechvar, Beck’s, Pilsener Urquell, and some hometown Penn Dark and Penn Gold
- 145 bottles, assorted Tequilas, Whiskeys, Scotches, Vodkas, and Gins
- 17, Rotating Hotel Lovebird beds, complete with ceiling mirrors
- 15, live Canadian Moose
- 11, Go-Karts (with optional German Spike Helmets from WW1)
- 9 sets of Twister (Naked and original versions)
- Direct hotlines to the local Fire house and Club Erotica, downtown
- Various “supplies” and “equipment” (wink wink, Harv)
- 4,390 pounds, Fresh Fruit - oranges, apples, mangoes, passion fruits….
- 7 Hot Tubs full of flavored brandies
- The Swedish Bikini Team

And he's also provided us with a challenge:

This may be a lofty goal, but hell, let’s set ‘em high….
- 50 Different Commenters
- 75 Trackbacks from Different blogs
- 2 Gnome Sightings
- 4 Celebrities (Minor or Major) leaving a comment

If we can achieve this, he's promised us a surprise!!

So get on over there, no cover, just bring a friend!

Posted by Sissy at April 18, 2005 08:24 PM