The Party of the Century

Here it is, the party to end all parties.

Jeff of Oh Dark Thirty is going to be gone for about the next 4 months due to the Army. So he's leaving us the keys to his pad. He has provided us with the following:

- 1, Industrial Strength Foam Rubber Slip and Slide Super Fun Park
- 455 Gallons, Institutional Pudding in Chocolate, Tapioca, and Vanilla
- 675 Cases, Cold Beer including Guinness, Harp, Bass, Czechvar, Beck’s, Pilsener Urquell, and some hometown Penn Dark and Penn Gold
- 145 bottles, assorted Tequilas, Whiskeys, Scotches, Vodkas, and Gins
- 17, Rotating Hotel Lovebird beds, complete with ceiling mirrors
- 15, live Canadian Moose
- 11, Go-Karts (with optional German Spike Helmets from WW1)
- 9 sets of Twister (Naked and original versions)
- Direct hotlines to the local Fire house and Club Erotica, downtown
- Various “supplies” and “equipment” (wink wink, Harv)
- 4,390 pounds, Fresh Fruit - oranges, apples, mangoes, passion fruits….
- 7 Hot Tubs full of flavored brandies
- The Swedish Bikini Team

And he's also provided us with a challenge:

- 1000 Comments
This may be a lofty goal, but hell, let’s set ‘em high….
- 50 Different Commenters
- 75 Trackbacks from Different blogs
- 2 Gnome Sightings
- 4 Celebrities (Minor or Major) leaving a comment

If we can achieve this, he's promised us a surprise!!

So get on over there, no cover, just bring a friend!