He's Gone Too Far

Cowboy's obsession with bacon has been confirmed.

The remnants of 2 pounds of bacon - a cup and a half of bacon grease!

So why is Cowboy saving a cup and a half of bacon???

Lubricant?

Moisturizer?

Tanning Lotion?

Hair Gel?

Cologne?

Toothpaste?

Butter for his biscuits?

Icing for his cake?

Coffee in the morning?

Are ya rollin' it up and smoking it?

A cup and a half of bacon fat! What on earth are you doing to do with all that?