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April 08, 2005

I Hate It When...

I can't remember what it was that I wanted to blog about earlier.

I don't write down ideas I have to blog about later.

I've recorded a show on DVR, go to play it back, and forget I can fast forward through the commericals.

I get home from picking up fast food, sit down and get comfortable, find something good on TV, open the bag, and they got your order wrong. (Especially if you don't eat comdiments like me)

I just want a little bit of shaving cream to shave my legs and end up with enough to shave a bear.

I finally get to sleep in and the guys with the leafblowers are right outside my window.

I put down meat to defrost and forget about it and have to throw it away.

male dogs get excited and you can see their wee-wee (so gross!)

I get a manicure and dent the paint while getting into the car.

I get a manicure, get home, and have to pee.

cats are in my lap, get scared, and release their claws into my skin.

I fill the dishwaher, not wanting to run until it's full, and forget that the dishes in there - it tends to get stinky.

I forget I have clothes in the washer and don't throw them in the dryer in a timely manner.

I shrink a new shirt.

I'm getting a massage, lying on my stomach, and my nose starts draining. (damn allergies)

I can't get those stray pieces of hair off my hands while in the shower.

I'm in the shower and realize I'm out of shampoo or conditioner.

I go to the bathroom and realize that I ran out of toilet paper and all there are are wet ones.

I'm lazy and leave left overs in the tupperware in the fridge for weeks.

I'm scared of what's in the tupperware and just throw away the whole container.

I dial a number on the phone and when they pick up, I forget who I was calling.

Blogger takes a vacation without letting anyone know.

These things aren't funny until a few hours/days after they happen! Then they can make great little stories!

Posted by Sissy at April 8, 2005 03:13 PM