"How can I get her to watch the basketball game quietly with me?"

He checked his watch for the ninth time.

Snuggling close, she thought...

"The captain of the team is a STUD! I wonder how I can dump this guy and get old Studman into my bed later tonight."

Suddenly he realized those burritos and jalapenos they had for dinner were giving him gas. As it made its way to his lower intestines, he…

There she goes: thinking out loud... again! I knew it was hopeless. She just canNOT keep her mouth shut. The captain...

...said, "Watch out! She's gonna blow!" Just as the spicy burritos kicked in, the smell emanating from the room was enough to clear the Metropolitan.

Oh man, she stopped talking... I knew I shouldn't have stared at her knockers that long. Now I don't know what to say to her!

Fortunately, conversation wasn't on her mind, she was FAR too busy gasping for air.

The dog: Good thing they didn't blame me for that one.

In order to survive, the dog busted down the door and escaped. As the fumes caused them to lose consciousness they saw clowns. . .

...sitting in a circle, passing a bottle of hooch around. "Clowns?" he thought, "They throw a funk on everything." He blindly groped for her hand.

… but instead reached her right breast. Still asphyxiating from the noxious fumes of his burrito laden paint peeling gas, she tried to move his hand…

..and stared in amazement, as it easily came off in hers. "Wow!" she cried, as an organ grinder and his monkey pried open the windows.

She threw the hand at the monkey screaming, “Get out of the way monkey-boy! I need air!” The hand landed on the organ grinder

who attached it to the middle of his forhead, shrieking "Look at me! The monkey, having had enough, leaped out of the window, landing in

...a tub of pudding... green Hulk pudding. "What the hell was in that burrito?" she wondered. She watched as the new appendage signalled to her...

to look over at the clowns. They had stripped her date down to his boxers and they were playing spin the empty bottle of hooch

She watched in dumfounded silence as one of the clowns laid a liplock on him. "Hegira!" she said. "I'm Jimmy. Jerry's twin," said the grinder.

Jerry the dog she said? Then Jerry spoke up and said "Yep, my mother was into kinky things". She just stared in amazement at both ...

The scene suddenly switches to an anchor in a newsroom.

“We interrupt this fine program to bring you a word from our sponsor, Taco Hell.”

The taco hell commercial traumatizes her from the all too recent memory of the Mexican gas and all that it has brought on, so she

reached behind the couch where kept her toolbox, took out a screwdriver and began to change the locks on her doors. But before she could

She saw a fine arse back up to her open window ala "Can't Buy Me Love" and let yet another one loose into the room

"Holy Crap!" she exclaimed. "My life has turned into a Canterbury Tale."

The circle of clowns started chanting slowly, insistantly. The noxious cloud of gas being the last ingredient for their ritual. A gateway slowly open, then...

All of a sudden Evil Glenn came out of the cloud of gas, holding a blender and a penguin and announced that he would commence ...

making a penguin daquari if someone would get him some ice and a few glasses.

Luckily Harvey appeared, just in time, with the rest of the Bad Example Family, to save the poor penguin from his most certain blended fate.

"I hope you're not thinking this story is done," cried Harvey. "So we saved a penguin... I want to know what's up with the twins..."

"And I'm thinking this looks like a good place for a Bad example family comment party", he continued. "Where's the Redi Whip and Chocolate Syrup?"

The penguin, jumping for joy at being saved a fate worse then death was over joyed at the site of the slip-n-slide but wondered ...

..if his fate would be any better once the Bad Example family got through with their party. It had heard stories about Harvey, and his...

little bitty manhood, which stood at attention at the annoucement of another Bad Example Family party. Eyeing the penguin he walked over to it and ...

Suddenly 15 beau hunk manly Marines and Fire Fighters burst through the door, much to the delight of all the women in the room and...

...began dancing around to the Weather Girls song "It's Raining Men". At which point, Harvey grabbed the penguin and jumped out of the window.

"Fools!" thought Harvey.

"Evil Glenn blends PUPPIES!, not penguins."

[pause]

Oh god... THE DOG!

Setting the penguin loose, Harvey jumped back in through the window...

...and joined the hunky dancing men in their sacred ritual.

It seems something must be sacrificed if they ever want to enjoy the pleasures of ...

...seeing the Bad Example women buck nekkid and nasty. Harvey was quickly..err..consumed by the hunky, yet effeminate dancing men. He had never been...

... so sure that an innocent puppy would die without immediate action.

"Wow," thought Harvey, "this is just like "24", except my wife is WAY hotter."

Suddenly Tammi appeared to dance with the Hunky Firemen and Marines, while Harvey saved the puppy from certain doom. The dancing beau hunks...

..started bouncing Tammi around with their various forms of dry-humping. Her eyes glazed over as she dreamed of the wonderful things these manly men..

would think when they realized she was really Tammy Faye Baker. Suddenly the clowns took off in one of those little clown mobile cars and

and sped into the night, leaving behind a metal container and a note. Carefully Bou lifted the container and removed the lid when suddenly there

was a genie. The genie told Bou she had 3 wishes that he would grant for saving him from his jail in Tammi's metal container.

So she wished for this all to be one horrible nightmare and suddenly we were back to a girl on a couch... with her date...

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