June 24, 2005
Ladies Night!
They taste good, so you have a few more and then the DJ puts on 'I Will Survive,' so you're off on the dance floor..
After an hour or so, when 'Heart of Glass' has finished, and more modern music comes on , you come back to the group for a rest and another cocktail or three
You notice a group of men standing nearby and one of them is looking at you. You look back at him and there is tangible chemistry between the two of you.
YOU buy him a drink.
He likes a woman who is not afraid to buy a man a drink. He approaches you to chat and you get on really well.
When the time seems perfect for both of you, he leans over and kisses you.
You have never been kissed like this before, an electric kiss and a tingle shudders through your entire body and you don't want it to stop.
"I don't usually do this sort of thing," you hear yourself saying, "but I've never felt like this before.
Do you want to come back to my place?"
You wake up the next morning, and you roll out of bed, half-asleep , to go to the toilet , last night's memories slightly blurred
You look at yourself in the mirror, make an "urgh" sound. .
As you're sitting there, vivid flashes of what would seem like a marathon sex session flicker back into your head and you remember that you fell in love last night .
With a smile on your face , you stand up and walk back to the bedroom
and see...
(warning: if you are eating, stop here and come back later!)
That would make you quit drinking and sober up in a hurry!!
What the???? Who took that? And when? I swear, it's not me!
Posted by: That 1 Guy at June 24, 2005 09:02 PMI was seriously waiting for some great "sex in the city" post.....Really I was here waiting...and then boom...the hairy guy. ALthough I do not like metrosexuals, I think this guy would benifit from a wax.
Better luck next time
Posted by: ArmyWifeToddlerMom at June 25, 2005 12:54 AMYa know... *fiddles with chest hair*... some women DO find "teddy bears" attractive...
Posted by: Harvey at June 25, 2005 09:09 AMHarv? There is nothin' TEDDY about that guy - unless it's his name.
Makes me want to rethink my favorite say....how do you eat a bear? one bite at a time.
Yick. *Shudder*
Posted by: Tammi at June 25, 2005 09:26 AMOMG!!! I hate hair on men's back, but this is beyond belief! How totally gross!
Posted by: Susan at June 25, 2005 01:34 PMOoOo Wookie Porn!
Posted by: Graumagus at June 25, 2005 03:26 PMGood God Almighty! I love my men very furry, but that... that's just not right. Holy cow. That can't be real. That's gotta be Big Foot or something.
Posted by: Bou at June 25, 2005 09:21 PMWow. Not even I'm that bad.
Posted by: Owen at June 26, 2005 12:53 AMFor every disgusting physical appearance, there IS a fetish.
SOMEONE enjoys this...
Posted by: Harvey at June 26, 2005 10:17 AM"For every disgusting physical appearance, there IS a fetish.
SOMEONE enjoys this..."
That may be the case, but I'm not one of them.
Posted by: Aris_Ravencroft at June 26, 2005 10:26 AMAUGH! MY EYES! MY EYES!!!!!!!
Thanks a lot, Sissy. Really.
Posted by: songstress7 at June 26, 2005 08:19 PMThis is why it is possible to shave below the neck and yet not be a metrosexual.
Posted by: triticale at June 28, 2005 03:20 PMGet out! That is really nasty.
It reminds me of a bad 80's movie that TN and I quote.
Scene- College co-ed walks into the room where a very furry man like this is sitting on the bed.
Co-ed says as if she is going to puke,"He has hair...on his back." She covers her mouth and makes a puking noise.
Posted by: Morrigan at June 28, 2005 09:01 PM
