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December 09, 2005

More Randomness

I had a crackhead customer come in today and threaten to blow up my house and beat me...

...I wonder if I would get workman's compensation for that?

If it's snowbird season, why can't I carry a gun?

There's something amusing about a drunk 80 year old man at 11 am telling me that I'm a fucking idiot and that the company I work for is Satan in disguise. What's funnier is when he wants me to turn his service back on or swap his equipment.

There is a such thing as too many jarheads! Hate to break it to you, but there is!

"Hi, I have a wife and 4 kids 3000 miles away, wanna fuck?" is not a good pick up line.

Repeating my name 30 times throughout the night does not make me want you any more than a root canal.

If your seat is no longer there when you come back from getting a drink, it wasn't an accident!

Kicking down the door to the bathroom while I'm in it will not make you cool. Strike One!

Throwing ice at random tables because you are mindlessly drunk will not make you cute. Strike Two!

The chic disappeared before Strike Three!

One of the best things in Yuma...$1.50 breakfast at the casino at 2 am. Scrambled eggs, hash browns, bacon, gravy and toast. Yum!!

Don't assume a guy is gay until you have actual proof!

There is a difference between innocently flirting with a gay guy and having said gay guy blatantly ask to grab your ass. (Note, gay guy wasn't gay)

And just because I tell you no, doesn't mean your friend can either.

I have been sick with some sort of body malfunction since I've been here. Between my nose, my throat, my head, my stomach, and needing a toilet at any given second.....I think it's a BIG NEON SIGN that I do not belong here!

Oh...and ya wanna know what I'm doing when I'm not at work and not blogging....


Posted by Sissy at December 9, 2005 11:56 PM | TrackBack

.. wow.. and I thought nothing ever happened in a desert...

Posted by: Eric at December 10, 2005 08:10 AM

Wait... that's not a tequila shot.

I'm confused :-)

Posted by: Harvey at December 10, 2005 10:10 AM

There is a such thing as too many jarheads! Hate to break it to you, but there is!

wha? huh?

is this the end of the World?

I am stayin in the house today.....

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at December 10, 2005 10:41 AM

Keep up the practice Sissy.
You're going to need it once we get to "Spurs Vegas"!!
Looks like you're only sippin' though...

Posted by: spurs at December 10, 2005 08:09 PM

Great Post!!! That part about saying your name 30 times in a night... are you sure you don't have kids?

Posted by: Bou at December 10, 2005 09:28 PM

Nice to see you are alive. And keeping the weirdos at arms distance.

Posted by: at December 11, 2005 07:40 AM

Uhhh. The previous comment was from vwbug. Not sure why my name didn't appear. vw bug

Posted by: at December 11, 2005 07:41 AM