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November 15, 2006



Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found

hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without

wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never

thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always

finishes given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended

measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee

breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no

vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound

knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be

classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be

dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be

promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be

sent away as soon as possible.


Project Leader

**Read the follow up memo in the extended entry**

The following Memo was soon sent following "The Letter"

That stupid dolt was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read every second line (i.e.. 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, ..) for my true assessment of him.


Derek Crabb
Project Leader

Posted by Sissy at November 15, 2006 05:20 PM | TrackBack

*copies letter to use on a fellow employee*


Posted by: Mrs_Who at November 15, 2006 10:08 PM

Hahahaha! That was good.

Posted by: Napster at November 16, 2006 09:41 AM