February 16, 2007
Fit Handyman
Craigslist has become one of my new addictions. I have bought and sold stuff with ease.
They have an area you can look for services. I was looking for someone that could fix the piss poor paint job I did in the kitchen (TIP: Don't paint when you are drunk).
While searching, I came across the following ad:
wht 49 y/o fit clean handyman can help you out. Alittle Plumbing. Alittle Electrical. Alittle Woodworking.Even alittle of you.
If it needs fixing or servicing let me know. I can take care of most any issue you have.
In your e-mail to me type in the subject line Handyman. Also give me an idea as to what you need done.
Wow, what a deal.
"Hello there. I have about a weekend's worth of work that needs to be done. Oh, and I also need a lightbulb changed. What are your rates?"
Too funny!
Posted by Sissy at February 16, 2007 11:38 PM | TrackBackSo I guess plumbing is his specialty?
Posted by: morrigan at February 17, 2007 08:00 PMI just thought of a new use for that Spanx hole I just posted on... Heh. Plumbing.
Posted by: Bou at February 17, 2007 08:01 PMIs he a "handyman" or a "handSYman".
Posted by: morrigan at February 17, 2007 08:02 PMI take it he brings his own wood...
Posted by: Bou at February 17, 2007 08:02 PM"Is that a hammer in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Posted by: morrigan at February 17, 2007 08:03 PMSo for electrical... will he jump start your heart?
Posted by: Bou at February 17, 2007 08:04 PMExcuse me, can you check the springs on my bed please?
Posted by: morrigan at February 17, 2007 08:07 PM"Do you work with Small appliances?"
Posted by: Bou at February 17, 2007 08:07 PM"Do you know how to tie a slip knot?
Posted by: morrigan at February 17, 2007 08:09 PM"Excuse me, I can't seem to get this ball gag to fit, will you help me?"
Posted by: Bou at February 17, 2007 08:09 PM"My headboard seems to be making a lot of noise lately. Here let me show you."
Posted by: morrigan at February 17, 2007 08:11 PM"Can you increase the pressure in this flexible shower nozzle?"
Posted by: Bou at February 17, 2007 08:12 PMHaven't I seen you in the movie....Drill Me, Hammer Me, Tie Me Down?
Posted by: morrigan at February 17, 2007 08:16 PM"Do you do body painting? How about with chocolate?"
Posted by: Bou at February 17, 2007 08:19 PMHow much for the "happy ending"?
Posted by: morrigan at February 17, 2007 08:19 PMHeh.
Posted by: Bou at February 17, 2007 08:19 PMOMG! You have me cracking up!!! How about we ask if he knows how to 'plug a hole'? Or 'fix a wet spot'?
Posted by: vw bug at February 17, 2007 09:34 PMBou and Mo! Behave yourselves!
Posted by: Denny at February 18, 2007 09:40 PMThe man to call when your drain needs a good snaking...
Posted by: Harvey at February 20, 2007 12:48 AM
