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February 28, 2007

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Some of the best writers in TV...

"Could have left the scarf at home and just told him you'd be wearing a look of desperation."

"You guys are still thinking like doctors when you should be thinking like plumbers. Come on, I wanna see some butt crack."

"Is that Vicodin?"
"Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me."

"You've never seen an after school special? Dawson's Creek? How do you get to thirty and not know about condoms?"

"Merry Christmas."
"Happy go to hell."

"I thought I'd get your theories, mock them, then embrace my own. The usual."

"This thing won me second place in the clinic's weekly 'Weirdest thing pulled out of an orifice' contest."

"If I'm in a buttload of pain, I need a buttload of pills."

You okay?"
Hurt my shoulder playing fantasy football."

"Okay, fine. I'll father your child. But first you gotta write me a Vicodin prescription. Just so I can get through the foreplay."

"Everything's conditional. You just can't always anticipate the conditions."

"Quick, what's the status? I gotta get back to our sleeper before he goes looking for the orgasmatron."

"I had a date last night. She screamed too. You think we should spend a hundred thousand dollars testing her?"
"Of course not. This isn't a veterinary hospital. Zing!"

"Go up his rear and get a smear. Which reminds me, kinda feel like a bagel."

"After that look, I'm feeling a little frisky and looks like you're up."
"I'm ovulating. Let's go."
"The frisky, it went away."

"Take this four times a day. And stay off airplanes. They're flying cesspools."

"I'm a cripple, remember? Accommodations must be made."

"Is this an intervention? You're a little late, since I'm not using drugs anymore. I am, however, still hooked on phonics."

"Why don't I have high-def in my office? I'm a department head."

"You're lucky he didn't die."
"I'm lucky? He's the one who didn't die."


Posted by Sissy at February 28, 2007 09:19 PM | TrackBack
Comments

My favorite show. Why oh why must it be on 3 week hiatus for sucky ass American Idol?

Two of my favorites:
"You've never seen an after school special? Dawson's Creek? How do you get to thirty and not know about condoms?"

"I thought I'd get your theories, mock them, then embrace my own. The usual."

hahahahahahhahaha

Posted by: caltechgirl at February 28, 2007 10:07 PM

BTW intentionally NOT naming the show so others can play.

Posted by: caltechgirl at February 28, 2007 10:07 PM

well, I would have guessed Scrubs, but then CTG suggested it's a fox show, so now I'll guess House.

Posted by: wRitErsbLock at March 1, 2007 08:46 AM

was not the multiple uses of the word "vicodin" a dead giveaway?

Posted by: caltechgirl at March 1, 2007 02:42 PM

I know what a big fan Sissy is of House, oh and the constant references to Vicodin helped to. Scrubs was my first thought though- just for a second.

Posted by: Morrigan at March 1, 2007 05:16 PM

I had no frickin' clue. I thought maybe Grey's Anatomy.

Posted by: Bou at March 1, 2007 05:30 PM

I know it! I know it! And I don't even watch it. But Bitterroot does. And yes, he's in withdrawal about it. Pass the Vicodin.

Posted by: Mrs. Who at March 1, 2007 07:05 PM

Seems to be a theme here.

I admit that the first 2 lines sounded VERY familiar, and my first thought was Scrubs, since I watch that a lot.

Line 3 jolted me back to reality.

Posted by: Harvey at March 6, 2007 01:06 AM