Changes in the Church

As my stepmom was making breakfast for us Sunday morning, she asked if anyone wanted to go to church with her.

Me: I've got homework...sorry! :-)

Sis #2: I'm staying with Sissy

Dad: Nope....but tell them to start singing some traditional hymns.

Stepmom: Then would you go?

Dad: Mmmm, no.

Stepmom: Alright then, leave it up to me to save you all!

Later in the day as we were driving back from the movies:

Stepmom: While I was at church today, trying to save you all, they menitoned....

Dad: That reminds me, we need to get Sis #2 baptized.

Stepmom: *laughs* Well, ok...I'll have to see how they do it.

Dad: What do you mean? They just take her out to the river and dunk her.

Mom: No, they have like a backyard pool where they do it now. You'd know this if you went to church.

Dad: Whatever...just get her baptized.

I needed a quote pen while I was in Phoenix!